Unarmed

Well this not the sidetrek I 'spected.

I's hear them fight upstairs nows. They's been attacked and seems they's caught with pants down.
Good.
Damn them all. I know's they's taken Blackrazor.
Given me stupid note for it.
They's know I's not read.

First stupid Shard landed too soons.
Stupid trees, forest's too big.
Then stupid Woods people.

Just go to tha forest and the Shard will finds tha way, he said.
No problem to find them, he said. Just a detour he said.

Well, I's say back; they's will pay for it !

When I get out and not find my Razor I's go back to tha First Lord and demand more pay.



Hey! Stupid guards coming down..
I's snap theirs neck and then find my Blackrazor.
I knows they still have him.

You's all better run nows. I coming up, and I not stoppin'...